A Detailed Analysis of the Film "Prometheus"

It scared the crap out of me.

Trailer for Prometheus

Shameless (Adj. untroubled or unaffected by shame, especially in situations where others would be ashamed)

I apologise for the shameless advertising going on in the previous post but you must understand that recently I have created a remix of Nokia’s trusty ringtone and all advertising is good advertising?

A picture of my Shack-in-a-hole.

Anyways, I and the homeless man, who rests outside my shack that I built in a hole, spent a really long time on that video and it would just make my day (and the homeless man’s) if you went and commented on the video and tell me just how awesome it is.

Oh, what was that you said? What’s the homeless man’s name?

Well he’s called Edmund, I named him after my long lost friend-who-is-a-stick, who I found dead just the other day. You see he didn’t have a name when he first came to my shack-in-the-hole so I lent him my friend-who-is-a-stick’s name and now that he’s dead, the homeless man can keep it forever. Well at least until he dies too, which I think is very soon, seeing how he’s starting to hack up blood. I think it’s the pneumonia he caught in the cold.

Pardon, I couldn’t quite catch that. Oh, why you don’t just bring Edmund into your shack where it’s warm, you say.

Please, I have standards. 

This One's for you, Wilfred (What a nagger)

It feels so strange to be writing in my blog again after discovering a whole new world outside my computer where there are real trees and fresh air! However at the urging of a strange being I had

encountered in my journeys to the outer-where”, I post again. *cue dramatic music*

Field Notes

It has come to my attention that outside the comfort and safety of my lair there exists a strange land (I shall call it the outer-where”[see above]) that is filled with bacteria and locusts. The locusts are my friends but the bacteria have just simply been wreaking havoc my near invincible immune system, yet seeming to have no effect on the native populace.

Ah, yes, the native populace (I shall call them the outer- beings”[see above]), after continuous observations of these creatures I have deduced their ingenious outwittance of this ‘bacteria’. I plan to submit in my work and hopefully (definitely) receive at least a knighthood for my efforts.

The outer-beings seem to use a unique language of their own that involves a series of tongue rolls and noise issuing from a special organ that I found in a dissected "outer-being” called a voice box, when said in a sequence the noises seem to have magical effects. This is seen in the strange phrase “bless you”. Consisting of two separate words: “bless” (verb. to bestow holiness on somebody or something in a religious ceremony) and “you” (pronoun. refers to the person or people being addressed or written to). When said immediately after a sneeze, it seems to negate the spray of bacteria filled saliva. How? I do not know. Maybe the locusts do. (Click the link! Click the link!)