It feels so strange to be writing in my blog again after
discovering a whole new world outside my computer where there are real trees
and fresh air! However at the urging of a strange being I had
encountered in my journeys to the outer-where”, I post
again. *cue dramatic music*
Field Notes
It has come to my attention that outside the comfort and safety
of my lair there exists a strange land (I shall call it the outer-where”[see
above]) that is filled with bacteria and locusts. The locusts are my friends but
the bacteria have just simply been wreaking havoc my near invincible immune
system, yet seeming to have no effect on the native populace.
Ah, yes, the native populace (I shall call them the outer-
beings”[see above]), after continuous observations of these creatures I have
deduced their ingenious outwittance of this ‘bacteria’. I plan to submit in my
work and hopefully (definitely) receive at least a knighthood for my efforts.
The outer-beings seem to use a unique language of their own
that involves a series of tongue rolls and noise issuing from a special organ
that I found in a dissected "outer-being” called a voice box, when said in a
sequence the noises seem to have magical effects. This is seen in the strange
phrase “bless you”. Consisting of two separate words: “bless” (verb. to bestow
holiness on somebody or something in a religious ceremony) and “you” (pronoun. refers
to the person or people being addressed or written to). When said immediately
after a sneeze, it seems to negate the spray of bacteria filled saliva. How? I
do not know. Maybe the locusts do. (Click the link! Click the link!)
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